I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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