i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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