After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
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It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
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Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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