So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Randomize
