You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
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