well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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