that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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