We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
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