As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
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