The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
She is in my trunk
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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