You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
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who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
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Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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