one two three fourrrrnication!
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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