i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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