I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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