I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
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