If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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