My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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