I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
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