She announced her abortion via fbk
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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