even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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