just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
My day in three words: secret purse cake
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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