How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
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