His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
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you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
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Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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