walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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