...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Tell her she can't have a vagina
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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