So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
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Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
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I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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