Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
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He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
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I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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