have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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