i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
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him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
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Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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