I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
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We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
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It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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