after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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