My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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