Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
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This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
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He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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