My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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