I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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