I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
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