just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
Randomize
