is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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