Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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