try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Randomize
