Dual....:-)
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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