This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
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