It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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