North Korea, Best Korea!
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
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The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
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he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
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