You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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