On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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