if you like me you must not know who I am
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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