I look better un-naked...
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
i now understand why vodka
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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