idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
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