I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I have demons in me.
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I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
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Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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