Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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