Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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