Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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