Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
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