The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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