sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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