And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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