im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
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Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
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I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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