no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
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